Here's the Argentina team all looking like a bunch of absolutely girlie woofters at a freekick.

Juan Fangio, Julie Covington, Eduardo Romero, Rene and Renata, Eva Peron, Mr Peron, sundry corned beef magnates, Diego Maradona, Che Guevara, General Galtieri, Madonna, Antonio Rattin, Gabriela Sabatini, David Essex: your boys took one hell of a beating....