I heard a great joke in a bar last night. Check it out:

A duck walked into a bar and approached the barman.
'Got any bread?' the duck asked,
'I'm sorry,' replied the barman, 'We don't sell bread.'
The duck looked at his feet disappointedly, before asking, 'Got any bread?'
'No, we haven't,' said the barman, a little confused.
'Got any bread?' repeated the duck.
The Barman began to get a little annoyed. 'No!'
'Got any bread?'
'Look. It's a bar, we serve alcohol, we don't sell bread.'
'Got any bread?'
'For Christ sake, We don't sell bread!'
'Got any bread?'
'That's it,' shouted the barman, 'If you ask me that once more I'm gonna nail your f****** beak to the bar!'
To which the duck replied, 'Got any nails?'
'NO!'
'Got any bread?'

Don't crowd me, fans. It's the way I tell 'em.

Anyway, I've been hanging out in Saitama, which is a suburb of Tokyo. They're all absolutely mental for the local J-League team, Red Diamonds, so at least there was a bit of exciting conversation after the dullness of Germany qualifying.

Still, Brazil soon. Roll on tomorrow!

Ciao

Tom